IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! (Slade voice)

What's that viewers? it's Christmas...

That's right, it is Christmas today, which means all your wishes will come true. Some people wish for world peace, some people wish for happeness, some people wish for their tyres to stop being slashed....what do i wish for? well.... screw them lot, its games which i haven't had time to play while at Uni. Also, since its Christmas, i do have a tendancy of being a troll, but just for this special day....i'm not going to be one, so from my heart, i'll give this video of a woman doing a sexy Santa strip tease. So Enjoy!

                                                           "I did not expect that!"
Ryan.

Countdown to Christmas

Afternoon kids! You may be aware that I spent a couple of weeks working at the BBC which involved running away from people (as Ryan's comic last week depicted). That's over for now but while I was there I got talking with the producer for Countdown. You may also be aware that Countdown is getting a new host in the form of Nick from Lord Alan Sugar-Plum's The Sorcerer's Apprentice!

Us Bloggers were then invited to film a Christmas special of the show. See how it went (with me and Ryan facing each other with Liam over in Dictionary Corner) on Christmas Day exclusively on 4OD+1.

"Richard Whiteley was better!"

Dan

PJ...PJ Guyss!

Hi Viewers,

Nothing to report on again sorry, except i have 3D work to hand in while the other two need to hand in Programming. This is a short comic about Dan, more will shortly come but Liam has his big Christmas one to show off!

Ryan.

Oh no he didn't!

Hi Viewers,

Not got much to report on except that the bloggers have broke up now for Christmas break, so weird and strange things willl happenen to us i know of it.
And message to the bloggers, type in "Me Gusto" into Google and see the first image that comes up!

Ryan.

Accidental Stalking

Hi guys!

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside dow...Ryan!!!! I kid. This is a genuine true story. Yesterday on my way to Uni I was walking behind a girl on the way to the bus stop. She also got on the same bus, got off at the same stop and I followed her into the same building. After that I went to the top floor and met with Ryan before Liam joined us. On my way down to another floor, she was in front of me on the stairs going down! At this point I was consciously thinking "I'm going to get a restraining order if this keeps up".

And the story kept up. 2 hours later, I left and went to the bus stop. She was there again. I thought "She's obviously getting off at the end, I'll get off at Tesco instead and get an Advent Calendar". Guess who else got off at Tesco? I followed her to the doors where she stopped, knowing I was behind her, and she turned around. I thought she was going to hit me so I kept on walking. I've not seen her again.

But I had a problem, you see. Because I found out that her name is Noelle and last night I had a dream about her where she rings my bell, we went to the gym in half an hour. Oh, how she rocked in Keds and tube socks. But in reality, she doesn't know who I am. And she doesn't give a damn about me...

I'll tell you how i became a Prince of a town named Bel-Air.

Hey Viewers,

What a week us bloggers had. I am not kidding you. Us bloggers want to get into the industry but if its filled with trolls that out trolls us, i don't think we could handle it. I'm not going to bore you with a long paragraph about what happened, so i've made this to explain it better.

                                              "Everything has to relate to the title!"
Ryan

Children in Greed!

Hi Viewers,

It's been a long time since i have posted but hey, i'm posting now! Me and Dan also noticed Liam is back, but i think he got the message from us (brick through his window). This blog was originally about games and we've gone off track a little, so i'm just going to fill you in... very brief.. but i will fill you in. Me, Dan and Liam have been put into seperate groups now, and we have to make a game. I am level designer, and Liam and Dan are programmers but i think Dan is pitching in level design for his team (laughs at the word team). Myself have a pretty good team and so does Liam but Dan on the other hand, got put in a team of stragglers! We will post some screen shots maybe of our game to wet your appetite. But anyway....

So it's Children in Need today, but i've noticed things which people don't want to see! This yellow bear isn't what he makes out to be. I saw him today just standing there, you would think he is getting peoples attention but NO... Pudsey is a Pimp my friends. He just stands there keeping gaurd of all his girls who go round and put on the charm so saps like us go into our wallets! Also, these kids we're helping, i'm pretty sure my local Greggs is hiring, they should go and have a gander then having this Bear monitoring our streets for money.

Before you start, us bloggers are helping out Children in Need. Each one of us has done something special to raise some money.

Me going nude for the day!

Dan seeing how long he can go without Cerial!

Liam trying to eat Cerial in the fastest time

Ryan (Bitch, please...i know 3D)

If it isnt whats his face...erm....Black guy?

You may have noticed that I haven't posted here for a while. This was partly because I was busy with the the second issue of the bloggers comic (the first of which can be seen here), uni work or planning a way to get Ryan back for all those gifs of of me hes been posting. Well, now I'm back (holds for applause). Sadly, I'll have to start with some bad news.
As you may have noticed the second comic isn't here, even though its well past "shortly" in valve time. Due to a mildly catastrophic hard drive failure and my valve time watch stopping, I wasn't able to finish it in time and now that I've got uni work to do it might take a little longer. Because of this I've changed my estimate to around the time Half Life 2: Episode 3 gets released. To make this short (see: long) a little easier you can have another sneak peak. This time its a full page, with words and everything:

I never said there was going to be much on the page

In other news, Ryan has moved on from being Professor X and has decided to be Captain Picard instead. To train for the role, he's been watching all the Star Trek he can (with Picard in them). Even the deleted scenes, although there are some of these scenes he cant replicate:

And I'm pretty sure no one wants him to

Dan was almost in the new series of shipwrecked, up until he found out they wouldn't have any cereal a day into it. While he was on the island, during a challenge, everyone else realised he was a little on the weird side. You probably would too if you knew what he was looking at here:

Hint: Its naked Picard

As for me, I decided to be what I joked I was last time I was interviewed (it happens a lot to us bloggers) and become a drug dealer.  It was all going well until me and my partner were given an offer that was difficult not to refuse:

Really? Captain Picard... That big?

Its good to be back.
Liam.

Diving into the GIF Bucket

Hi viewers!

I was searching in Ryan's GIF collection the other day and came across a few interesting images. Now Ryan said he wouldn't post another GIF of Liam, but I didn't make that promise!

LIAM DIDN'T READ LOL!

This is why you don't tell Ryan it's Halloween

And my reaction when I found these...

 Dan

The Bloggers, P.I.

Hi kids!

Remember last time I mentioned the guy upstairs doing the monster mash? Well he's just been at it again. Of course I wanted to know who he was but rather than shouting "Who are you and can you keep it down?", I called up the world's best Private Investigators - The Bloggers! After just 5 minutes of research we narrowed him down to three possible candidates - Simon, Rob and Jonny. In order to find out just which one of them it was, we went to a hit ITV game-show: The Chase.

There, the Chaser informed us that the likelihood was that it was Simon. Chasers are good with picking from three possible answers, you know. So, Simon. I know who you are and where you live. Watch your back. Another victory for Team Bloggers! Of course on the way back from the studio we ran into a friend who was coming out of a shop after buying the game, Scrabble. He then dropped it on the floor and the contents filled out onto the road. Ryan then proceeded to say, "What's the word on the street?". Ta-Ra!

Dan "reading" the paper while investigating. Can you spot the other two Bloggers?

Dan

Seen, but not heard!

Hey guys,

As Dan has said, we're not in the same group again but doesn't mean we won't stop blogging. As we have just had our first week nothing new has happened, so just wait till we get proper into the year. Just thought i'll let you know. And Dan, how rude of you to listen to your neighbours getting their freak on and not inviting me and Liam round XD. Anyway, Ta'ra.

Bloggers to the end!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE LIAM CAFFEINE!
*This will be my last gif of you Liam i swear haha"

Ryan Bretlee!

Three Ingredients for a Good Team

Hi viewers! You may remember after our first semester that we were a hit. We were the sugar, spice and everything nice for a perfect team. Balanced humour, those hijinx that us Bloggers do best, getting the work done on time. And then in our second semester we were split up! We thought that maybe this time, in our first semester of the second year, that we could reunite to show everyone how it is done. But alas, this was not to be. And it was evident that Abdul (friend of the Blog) was a victim of hate crimes. Of course that does not mean that you - our dear viewers- will be abandoned. We would never abandon you. Unless you had sex with someone else. That's just unforgivable.*

So we'll be updating you with pictures, videos, GIFs and much, much more (Comic 2 may or may not be included in that) over the coming weeks and months. Because we're back baby! And this is going to be the best of the Blogging adventure so far!**

We're Back!

Dan

* Please can the guy who lives above me a) Stop testing gravity alone and b) Stop testing gravity with a lady friend who makes noises. I can hear everything.
** This series - Series 3 - will be available on DVD, Blu-Ray and Betamax this Christmas from selected Santas.

Pretty sure this comes with the DVD!

As you can see, everything has changed now. Our blog has gone up the ladders now. We used to be a little old blog, but now.... things have changed. The amount of awards with have won, and the acknowledgement from you guys has changed the way we blog now. Lets just say, we have gone yank on all you guys by becoming big and changing the appearance of ourselves. But do not fret...we are still the same people, but a nipple slip might happen!
The second year has nearly begun, and we have moved to a new building with people that can open many doors for us.

Will friendships be pushed to the bounderies?
Will there ever be a Jacuzzi in the disco bus?
Will Liam ever finish this second comic?


Too be continued...




P.s As Dan was talking about behind the scenes, i'm going to show you some footage which will never get shown unless you buy our DVD which will be on the bonus disk. Enjoy!

Me trying to get to the Media City on time!

Dan moving all his stuff to his new accomodation!

Me filming Liam at the 10,000 view party! and trying to do the Xavier walk.

Ryan.

Slight Modifications

Hi guys, it's me again!

There has been a couple of changes to the Blog behind the scenes. You will notice one of them in that our background has changed. Traditionally we used to do it every month but after the second month we just left it so this is a welcome change. Another of these changes is this 'Favicon'. If you bookmark this site then our icon will no longer be the B from Blogspot but should be a nice picture of Trollface instead. Finally, we've had some music playing in the background when you come here for a while now. We haven't got rid of it but have upgraded it for use with HTML5 browsers only. That means if you can't hear the song then you either have your speakers turned off or you need to upgrade your browser. Hopefully we will be using some more HTML5 features on here in the future!

Dan

A Game of Epicly Crispy Proportions

Hi kids!

In just over a week's time your favourite bloggers will be getting together for the first time in a while with the whole induction week (although nobody actually knows what is happening then) and then we will be back full time. What this means is that we will be updating the Blog more often, messing around in lectures, and playing pool (provided that Media City has a pool table).

In the mean time though we teamed up with Walker's Crisps, Match of the Day and Epic Games to create a limited edition version of the upcoming Gears of War 3. It is exclusive to you, our viewers, and you can get it now from all good participating retailers. Here's the cover:

Use your Crisp-enhanced Lancer to take down those pesky Ear Locust!

Until next time!
Dan

Rub it in why don't you!

Hey Viewers, yes it's me again, Ryan.

I'm not going to rattle on about how successful us bloggers are, because that would just be so darn rude but hey, if you got it, you got it! We do have many celebrity friends, famous books, and a movie about us but it doesn't stop there. As South Park is well known around the globe, and they take the mick out of stuff going on in the world, they have caught wind of us bloggers. They did an episode were they took the P*** out of Facebook and now there doing a special episode on use bloggers which will be released soon in Autumn. The title of the ep is called "The tale of Scrotie macbloggerpants".

Here is a sneak still shots of our characters.

Ryan.

Dan.

Liam. (P.S you should have this as your FB Profile lol)

Ryan.

AND WE HAVE DONE IT!!!!

Hey Viewers, it's me your friendly neighbourhood friend Ryan!

We have finally got over 10,000 views now. When we started this we thought nothing off it really, but then we started to find out how much attention it was attracting. Even celebs love our blog!... IMAGINE THAT. I still remember the day when we started this blog, i was someone who just ate Banana's and told appalling jokes, Dan told the Elders that it's his life and he can do what he wants with it, and for Liam, well we found out his mum is a big fan of Jeremy Kyle (Private joke guysss).
I would also like to thank our fans, with out you...we're nothing. NOTHING I TELL YOU! Anyway, can't talk, i'm going to the after party with the other bloggers. So in the words of Gary Motherf**king Oak.... "Smell Ya Later".

My reaction when i saw we got 10,000 views!

Dan's reaction when he saw we got 10,000 views!

Liam's reaction when he saw we got 10,000 views!

OI... THAT'S MY BANANA!

Emma Watson telling us how she wanted to make the after party through a webcam!

Ryan.

Phone Hacking

Hello viewers! You may have been following the news over the past week or so about phone hacking and it seems that we too have been victims of this disgraceful act. A fellow from the Guardian was escorted to my log cabin by the Elders yesterday evening and he showed me evidence which suggests that News International were prepared to write a story about text message exchanges between myself and a drunken Orelando. After reading further, I saw that Liam had been in contact with some wives of footballers and that the hacking extends beyond phones. Ryan's entire GIF collection, it seems, was copied but luckily you can't publish GIFs in a newspaper unless it is the Daily Prophet which only wizards can read (you're a wizard Merlin!).

The customers who phoned up Abdul's Balti-House were also hacked, as were the ice company who keep leaving ice everywhere in the hope that Mark slips on it. The Polar Ice Company, I think. Most shockingly of all, they captured footage of our old friend Jay-Z, who went to New York to pursue a music career (his hit song Bitchebub is out now).

That had better not be Selena he's taking pictures of!

These acts by the 'journalists' are despicable and we hope that you are unaffected. If you have been affected by the issues raised in this program then please call the BBC Action Line on 0808 2000 247.

Dan

So what's new then?

Hey viewers,



"The last picture is me doing my Xavier walk!"

 But seriously now, there's not much to comment on as us bloggers are still on our Summer holidays. When we get back to to Uni and start making games, this blog will be on Fire! with news and info that people would like to know about making games. You viewers already know that Dan has already started making a game. (psstt...psssttt Dan, you should make a quick Elite four game were you're the trainer and you have to face Liam, Abdul, me and then Gary motherf***ing Oak! and you give us pokemon which you think represents us the most XD). Liam has a much anticipated comic coming out, so please watch out for that! And for me, well i've started messing with 3ds max and trying to improve my 3d making skills, but lately i've been playing Pokemon White. P*** OFF BIANCA AND CHEREN!!! but that's not the only thing i've been doing.

"Me trying to have a cheeky w***"

Ryan (Gif God)

Answers: Part 1

Just over 2 weeks ago I posted a cryptic image and posed a few questions. Now its time that I answered some of them. Who is this character? Well in all honesty it wasn't a character. It was a man with a blank face built using my new 3D game engine. Is it the body of the Mysterious Voice? I believe I have just answered that. Will Charles Xavier ever lose his hair and get a wheelchair? Yes, I think he will. Otherwise I have no idea who the Juggernaut was speaking to.

But at the moment I am working on a number of different projects: a game using my 3D game engine, a Pokémon game built from scratch, the Elders Game of the Year edition and this project which also uses the 3D engine. This project is known as Blogcraft. And I'm offering a sneak peek for you wonderful people right now, but in a reversal of the norm - you only get to see the credits. The end picture is random each time and for some reason it is a whopping 10MB which is probably due to the awesome remix of a song you should know. Enjoy.

Download 'Blogcraft Credits' Now!

(Requires at least 10MB of space, and performs best on machines where System 32 has been removed. You will also need some way of unzipping the file and it may not work on Macs because Macs are ridden with System 32-ness or something like that.)

Dan

Challenger Approaches

Mystery Character

Who is this character? Is it the body of the Mysterious Voice? Will Charles Xavier ever lose his hair and get a wheelchair? Why does it look so much like something out of Minecraft? The answer to all of these questions and more will be answered soon.

Dan

IM THE MASTER OF MAGNETISM GOD DAMN IT!

Hey, everyone.

It's been a while hasn't it. Us bloggers haven't seen much of each other as the year is finished, but still keen on becoming Game Designers. We still have two years left and it will get interesting as Dan will be fighting of Dementors on the train from Cumbria, Liam will be playing with the whomping willow and for me, i'll just be sipping on good old Butter Beer while telling some gags. Oh sh**, thats Harry Potter but it will be like that for us in second year anyway (sort off). We will keep you updated on further things on Games Design though!

P.S i saw Xmen: First Class today because thats how i roll, but underneath you will see actual still events from footage that went on behind the scenes on Xmen 1.

Ryan (Soon to be Mutant).

Art Attack, Part 2

Hello kids. I had a phone call this morning from none other than the Art Attack guy - Neil B-something-cannon - and he has told me that Art Attack is going to return! The sad news is that he will no longer be hosting it and when I asked whether the Head (or Aristotle's brother as we like to call him) would be back, he told me that he didn't know. He did say that he was very proud of the 17 years he worked on the show (1990-2007!!) and is very much looking forward to see how this new guy copes. Oddly enough, the producers have chosen another presenter with an impossible last name to spell - Jassa Ahluwalia, although he does resemble Jason Manford and Michael McIntyre's love child.

"I can't wait to do some drawing and stuff!"

The new series of Art Attack starts on Disney Junior on June 6th at 3.25pm.

Dan

The Royal Wedding!

Hey Viewers,

I know im not the only one who has been watching the Royal wedding out of bloggers, it's basically on every news in the country and globally as well! So i thought i might as well jump on the band wagon and post something about it as well. As Kate Middleton and Prince William are finally married, everyone seems pretty happy, apart from Diana, who is said to be crushed. ( I know... im sorry XD)

Me eating my sandwiches while waiting for the married couple to go past.

So i wish them all the happeniss and as Keith Lemon would say... Kate Middleton is BANG TIDY. And when it gets closer to our Exam and things start to get interesting, we shall post relevent stuff.... i promise (Tugs collar),

UPDATE
Me again, just thought i'll update this post with new stamps that are going to be released tomorrow. So get them while you still can.

Doesn't help that the background music goes with this!

Ryan.

Hey! Listen!

Hello kids. No. Hang on. Shush. Just listen. Are you listening? Wait a second, and there we are! Can you hear that? That is the song. Remember, that-song-that-we-didn't-know-what-it-was, and finally we know it thanks to Ryan tracking it down and its now available for you to listen from the comfort of this blog after Liam flicked some switches because this blog has speakers but we've never used them. Well they're not actually speakers, Don would kill me for saying that, they are monitors. And that is the only bit of Sound and Music that I can remember so there's the exam failed. Well actually no, I can remember about the fly swatter pop filter too but after that I know nothing as I suspect is the same for everyone else.

I actually came on here in the hope of being able to conjure up something impressive to say but unfortunately I have nothing. Instead, in our new running theme of .gifs, I shall leave you with a .gif. This is Liam's reaction to one of Ryan's jokes.

"Not one of Ryan's jokes!"

Dan

Congratulations.... Celebrations....

Hi there, Viewers!

We have had a laugh haven't we over the past year. I still remember making this blog with the other bloggers. It was original me and Dan, we also had a guy on our team called Albert but we replaced him with Liam as we have the power!
Tomorrow is the last day for use bloggers and our 5 months holiday begins. When you guys hear of us next, we will be Year 2 CVG... oh yeah... YEAR TWOO. Its been strange this year, we've had a movie and book out and we're also famous in India (cheers attack).

Bloggers celebrating their success!

So i won't go on and bore you of our success....and for you haters our there... all i can say is.. HATERS GONNA HATE!

Ryan.

Appeal: What is THAT Music?

Before I get to the main point of this post, we hope you are all enjoying playing Blogger's Time Travel Adventures on your brand new 3DSes. Unfortunately we had to cancel development on the PC version since the source code was stolen by a guy in Salford that we believe later died from slipping on the ice. For those of you that are struggling, we will post a guide for it very soon indeed. In fact it should be up around the same time as the comic *looks at Liam*. But a pro-tip: use the Contra code on the main menu ;)

Now we have something to ask you, our dear fans. There is a piece of music that we simply don't know the title of and as such we can't even link you to it. We believe that it was used in some game shows in the 80s and 90s and was a bit upbeat. If anybody can help us then it would be much appreciated. In return, tits a cover of a game we came up with a while ago.

Play as your favourite Soap Stars - Ian Beale, Ken Barlow, Jack Sugden, Heather Dont-Know-Her-Last-Name, Dot Cotton and Rita Sullivan while racing around your favourite soap places!

Dan

You could at least bought me a drink first!

I don't need to explain myself!

You know who i am, she must not know who i am!

Ryan.

Just the two of us... We can make if we tr- NO WE CAN'T THOUGH!!!

Hi viewers, its Ryan and Liam here.

You heard it! both bloggers blogging together. Rare i know. It has been a long time since we have showed you a comic of us bloggers, Liam is still working on it but for the time being we're going to show you a Spin-off one called "The Misadventures of the bloggers" which is basically about our normal lives. *Everything you witness is true, well some of it is!*

So enjoy!

Ryan (Scenario Writer & Visual Coordinator)
Liam (Visual Director & Editor)
*Yes, we gave ourselves titles*