Accidental Stalking

Hi guys!

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside dow...Ryan!!!! I kid. This is a genuine true story. Yesterday on my way to Uni I was walking behind a girl on the way to the bus stop. She also got on the same bus, got off at the same stop and I followed her into the same building. After that I went to the top floor and met with Ryan before Liam joined us. On my way down to another floor, she was in front of me on the stairs going down! At this point I was consciously thinking "I'm going to get a restraining order if this keeps up".

And the story kept up. 2 hours later, I left and went to the bus stop. She was there again. I thought "She's obviously getting off at the end, I'll get off at Tesco instead and get an Advent Calendar". Guess who else got off at Tesco? I followed her to the doors where she stopped, knowing I was behind her, and she turned around. I thought she was going to hit me so I kept on walking. I've not seen her again.

But I had a problem, you see. Because I found out that her name is Noelle and last night I had a dream about her where she rings my bell, we went to the gym in half an hour. Oh, how she rocked in Keds and tube socks. But in reality, she doesn't know who I am. And she doesn't give a damn about me...

I'll tell you how i became a Prince of a town named Bel-Air.

Hey Viewers,

What a week us bloggers had. I am not kidding you. Us bloggers want to get into the industry but if its filled with trolls that out trolls us, i don't think we could handle it. I'm not going to bore you with a long paragraph about what happened, so i've made this to explain it better.

                                              "Everything has to relate to the title!"
Ryan

Children in Greed!

Hi Viewers,

It's been a long time since i have posted but hey, i'm posting now! Me and Dan also noticed Liam is back, but i think he got the message from us (brick through his window). This blog was originally about games and we've gone off track a little, so i'm just going to fill you in... very brief.. but i will fill you in. Me, Dan and Liam have been put into seperate groups now, and we have to make a game. I am level designer, and Liam and Dan are programmers but i think Dan is pitching in level design for his team (laughs at the word team). Myself have a pretty good team and so does Liam but Dan on the other hand, got put in a team of stragglers! We will post some screen shots maybe of our game to wet your appetite. But anyway....

So it's Children in Need today, but i've noticed things which people don't want to see! This yellow bear isn't what he makes out to be. I saw him today just standing there, you would think he is getting peoples attention but NO... Pudsey is a Pimp my friends. He just stands there keeping gaurd of all his girls who go round and put on the charm so saps like us go into our wallets! Also, these kids we're helping, i'm pretty sure my local Greggs is hiring, they should go and have a gander then having this Bear monitoring our streets for money.

Before you start, us bloggers are helping out Children in Need. Each one of us has done something special to raise some money.

Me going nude for the day!

Dan seeing how long he can go without Cerial!

Liam trying to eat Cerial in the fastest time

Ryan (Bitch, please...i know 3D)

If it isnt whats his face...erm....Black guy?

You may have noticed that I haven't posted here for a while. This was partly because I was busy with the the second issue of the bloggers comic (the first of which can be seen here), uni work or planning a way to get Ryan back for all those gifs of of me hes been posting. Well, now I'm back (holds for applause). Sadly, I'll have to start with some bad news.
As you may have noticed the second comic isn't here, even though its well past "shortly" in valve time. Due to a mildly catastrophic hard drive failure and my valve time watch stopping, I wasn't able to finish it in time and now that I've got uni work to do it might take a little longer. Because of this I've changed my estimate to around the time Half Life 2: Episode 3 gets released. To make this short (see: long) a little easier you can have another sneak peak. This time its a full page, with words and everything:

I never said there was going to be much on the page

In other news, Ryan has moved on from being Professor X and has decided to be Captain Picard instead. To train for the role, he's been watching all the Star Trek he can (with Picard in them). Even the deleted scenes, although there are some of these scenes he cant replicate:

And I'm pretty sure no one wants him to

Dan was almost in the new series of shipwrecked, up until he found out they wouldn't have any cereal a day into it. While he was on the island, during a challenge, everyone else realised he was a little on the weird side. You probably would too if you knew what he was looking at here:

Hint: Its naked Picard

As for me, I decided to be what I joked I was last time I was interviewed (it happens a lot to us bloggers) and become a drug dealer.  It was all going well until me and my partner were given an offer that was difficult not to refuse:

Really? Captain Picard... That big?

Its good to be back.
Liam.

Diving into the GIF Bucket

Hi viewers!

I was searching in Ryan's GIF collection the other day and came across a few interesting images. Now Ryan said he wouldn't post another GIF of Liam, but I didn't make that promise!

LIAM DIDN'T READ LOL!

This is why you don't tell Ryan it's Halloween

And my reaction when I found these...

 Dan