Wednesday 19 October 2011

The Bloggers, P.I.

Hi kids!

Remember last time I mentioned the guy upstairs doing the monster mash? Well he's just been at it again. Of course I wanted to know who he was but rather than shouting "Who are you and can you keep it down?", I called up the world's best Private Investigators - The Bloggers! After just 5 minutes of research we narrowed him down to three possible candidates - Simon, Rob and Jonny. In order to find out just which one of them it was, we went to a hit ITV game-show: The Chase.

There, the Chaser informed us that the likelihood was that it was Simon. Chasers are good with picking from three possible answers, you know. So, Simon. I know who you are and where you live. Watch your back. Another victory for Team Bloggers! Of course on the way back from the studio we ran into a friend who was coming out of a shop after buying the game, Scrabble. He then dropped it on the floor and the contents filled out onto the road. Ryan then proceeded to say, "What's the word on the street?". Ta-Ra!

Dan "reading" the paper while investigating. Can you spot the other two Bloggers?
Dan

Friday 7 October 2011

Seen, but not heard!

Hey guys,

As Dan has said, we're not in the same group again but doesn't mean we won't stop blogging. As we have just had our first week nothing new has happened, so just wait till we get proper into the year. Just thought i'll let you know. And Dan, how rude of you to listen to your neighbours getting their freak on and not inviting me and Liam round XD. Anyway, Ta'ra.

Bloggers to the end!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE LIAM CAFFEINE!
*This will be my last gif of you Liam i swear haha"
Ryan Bretlee!

Tuesday 4 October 2011

Three Ingredients for a Good Team

Hi viewers! You may remember after our first semester that we were a hit. We were the sugar, spice and everything nice for a perfect team. Balanced humour, those hijinx that us Bloggers do best, getting the work done on time. And then in our second semester we were split up! We thought that maybe this time, in our first semester of the second year, that we could reunite to show everyone how it is done. But alas, this was not to be. And it was evident that Abdul (friend of the Blog) was a victim of hate crimes. Of course that does not mean that you - our dear viewers- will be abandoned. We would never abandon you. Unless you had sex with someone else. That's just unforgivable.*

So we'll be updating you with pictures, videos, GIFs and much, much more (Comic 2 may or may not be included in that) over the coming weeks and months. Because we're back baby! And this is going to be the best of the Blogging adventure so far!**

We're Back!
Dan

* Please can the guy who lives above me a) Stop testing gravity alone and b) Stop testing gravity with a lady friend who makes noises. I can hear everything.
** This series - Series 3 - will be available on DVD, Blu-Ray and Betamax this Christmas from selected Santas.