I'll Use my Trusty Frying Pan as a Squirrel Eating Pan!

Hi there kids!

Us Bloggers have been extremely busy recently. With deciphering the true meaning of the Wii Table, learning of Abdul falling up the stairs (again) and many hours working on the Troll Player (it's a real thing!), we've not had much time to update this here blog.

So, I was walking home today after an eventful afternoon of watching strange things happen to donkeys and counting down for a trailer, I saw something a little strange. In front of me was a car that was parked at a strange angle next to a knocked over bin.

A photo of me walking home earlier today, taken by the nice naked man who was following me home.

Then I noticed something even stranger. There was a dead squirrel on the road and two Asian folks staring at it. One of them had a giant scooper in his hand.

A photo taken by me this time.

But that's not all! After I'd got past these crazy people, I decided to go to Greggs (Dear Greggs, why do you have nothing more than cookies on sale at 5.54pm?). Whilst walking up there, two women walked past me. One of them looked at me and said "Hey Handsome". At this point I noticed that this woman, wearing fishnets and most likely sticky shoes (she'd probably been to Fifth Ave last night), was actually a ladyboy. I don't think I've walked that fast for a while.

Dan