What the Hell is Happening?!?!?

Evening viewers,

After trying to work out what this triangle thing is, we phoned up a renowned Professor for help. Unfortunately, he was too busy banging Ash's mum so we had to rely on Brian Cox instead. For some reason though, he was in the Arctic filming for his new program so we popped up there to get him to investigate.

"As you can see, this is most peculiar." - Prof Cox

Unfortunately even he didn't know what it was but he did know it had been seen once before in the valley of the Gerudos. When we returned home however:

How is he doing this?

When is this going to end?

Dan