Phone Hacking

Hello viewers! You may have been following the news over the past week or so about phone hacking and it seems that we too have been victims of this disgraceful act. A fellow from the Guardian was escorted to my log cabin by the Elders yesterday evening and he showed me evidence which suggests that News International were prepared to write a story about text message exchanges between myself and a drunken Orelando. After reading further, I saw that Liam had been in contact with some wives of footballers and that the hacking extends beyond phones. Ryan's entire GIF collection, it seems, was copied but luckily you can't publish GIFs in a newspaper unless it is the Daily Prophet which only wizards can read (you're a wizard Merlin!).

The customers who phoned up Abdul's Balti-House were also hacked, as were the ice company who keep leaving ice everywhere in the hope that Mark slips on it. The Polar Ice Company, I think. Most shockingly of all, they captured footage of our old friend Jay-Z, who went to New York to pursue a music career (his hit song Bitchebub is out now).

That had better not be Selena he's taking pictures of!

These acts by the 'journalists' are despicable and we hope that you are unaffected. If you have been affected by the issues raised in this program then please call the BBC Action Line on 0808 2000 247.

Dan

So what's new then?

Hey viewers,



"The last picture is me doing my Xavier walk!"

 But seriously now, there's not much to comment on as us bloggers are still on our Summer holidays. When we get back to to Uni and start making games, this blog will be on Fire! with news and info that people would like to know about making games. You viewers already know that Dan has already started making a game. (psstt...psssttt Dan, you should make a quick Elite four game were you're the trainer and you have to face Liam, Abdul, me and then Gary motherf***ing Oak! and you give us pokemon which you think represents us the most XD). Liam has a much anticipated comic coming out, so please watch out for that! And for me, well i've started messing with 3ds max and trying to improve my 3d making skills, but lately i've been playing Pokemon White. P*** OFF BIANCA AND CHEREN!!! but that's not the only thing i've been doing.

"Me trying to have a cheeky w***"

Ryan (Gif God)

Answers: Part 1

Just over 2 weeks ago I posted a cryptic image and posed a few questions. Now its time that I answered some of them. Who is this character? Well in all honesty it wasn't a character. It was a man with a blank face built using my new 3D game engine. Is it the body of the Mysterious Voice? I believe I have just answered that. Will Charles Xavier ever lose his hair and get a wheelchair? Yes, I think he will. Otherwise I have no idea who the Juggernaut was speaking to.

But at the moment I am working on a number of different projects: a game using my 3D game engine, a Pokémon game built from scratch, the Elders Game of the Year edition and this project which also uses the 3D engine. This project is known as Blogcraft. And I'm offering a sneak peek for you wonderful people right now, but in a reversal of the norm - you only get to see the credits. The end picture is random each time and for some reason it is a whopping 10MB which is probably due to the awesome remix of a song you should know. Enjoy.

Download 'Blogcraft Credits' Now!

(Requires at least 10MB of space, and performs best on machines where System 32 has been removed. You will also need some way of unzipping the file and it may not work on Macs because Macs are ridden with System 32-ness or something like that.)

Dan

Challenger Approaches

Mystery Character

Who is this character? Is it the body of the Mysterious Voice? Will Charles Xavier ever lose his hair and get a wheelchair? Why does it look so much like something out of Minecraft? The answer to all of these questions and more will be answered soon.

Dan

IM THE MASTER OF MAGNETISM GOD DAMN IT!

Hey, everyone.

It's been a while hasn't it. Us bloggers haven't seen much of each other as the year is finished, but still keen on becoming Game Designers. We still have two years left and it will get interesting as Dan will be fighting of Dementors on the train from Cumbria, Liam will be playing with the whomping willow and for me, i'll just be sipping on good old Butter Beer while telling some gags. Oh sh**, thats Harry Potter but it will be like that for us in second year anyway (sort off). We will keep you updated on further things on Games Design though!

P.S i saw Xmen: First Class today because thats how i roll, but underneath you will see actual still events from footage that went on behind the scenes on Xmen 1.

Ryan (Soon to be Mutant).

Art Attack, Part 2

Hello kids. I had a phone call this morning from none other than the Art Attack guy - Neil B-something-cannon - and he has told me that Art Attack is going to return! The sad news is that he will no longer be hosting it and when I asked whether the Head (or Aristotle's brother as we like to call him) would be back, he told me that he didn't know. He did say that he was very proud of the 17 years he worked on the show (1990-2007!!) and is very much looking forward to see how this new guy copes. Oddly enough, the producers have chosen another presenter with an impossible last name to spell - Jassa Ahluwalia, although he does resemble Jason Manford and Michael McIntyre's love child.

"I can't wait to do some drawing and stuff!"

The new series of Art Attack starts on Disney Junior on June 6th at 3.25pm.

Dan

The Royal Wedding!

Hey Viewers,

I know im not the only one who has been watching the Royal wedding out of bloggers, it's basically on every news in the country and globally as well! So i thought i might as well jump on the band wagon and post something about it as well. As Kate Middleton and Prince William are finally married, everyone seems pretty happy, apart from Diana, who is said to be crushed. ( I know... im sorry XD)

Me eating my sandwiches while waiting for the married couple to go past.

So i wish them all the happeniss and as Keith Lemon would say... Kate Middleton is BANG TIDY. And when it gets closer to our Exam and things start to get interesting, we shall post relevent stuff.... i promise (Tugs collar),

UPDATE
Me again, just thought i'll update this post with new stamps that are going to be released tomorrow. So get them while you still can.

Doesn't help that the background music goes with this!

Ryan.